Hmm a little story
I rehashing this for someone, but since you guys love to laugh a stupid dumb fuck things girls do I figured I’d share it. After all, no one does dumb fuck bimbo better than smashed 16 year old girls!
If anyone from Sydney knows Umina, there is a series of beaches that are deserted at night and completely unlit. The only thing to do up the central coast was to smoke pot and get drunk, well in the early 90’s anyway.
Myself, Jo, Em and 2 guys had been smoking pretty much all day and headed to the beach at about 9pm. The stupid car broke down about 500m from the carpark so us girls took the bong and the pot and headed to the sand.
We sat there packing cones and getting pretty fucked, laughing our tits off. We noticed a boat offshore with spotties mounted up top & red/blues driving lights. We were fine at first till we started squealing loud and the boat turned towards us and pointed the spotties to the beach.
Not sure if we were just so fucked up and paranoid that we imagined the boat coming towards us or if it really was. But Umina in the 90’s was known as a large pot community and cops were every, even water cops.
We freaked that we were going to get busted or that they were axe murders. We screamed and ran, then Em ran back for the pot and bong that girl knew her priorities. We had to run up one of those small anti-erosion pathways, screaming the whole way.
At some point the guys must have heard us & more mates had arrived by then, halfway up they jumped out on us & grabbed us. We screamed and started doing those stupid horror movie, bimboesq running/jumping on the spot squeals. They scared the shit out of us so badly that Jo wet herself.
